Hello! My name is Lauren, I'm a fifteen-year-old Australian girl who lives in Singapore. I tend to move around a lot. I'm terrible at any social interaction, ever. I know a lot of people on Tumblr say that, but seriously, I'm terrible at people and things. Okay, that's a suitable paragraph. Good. Make yourself at home, have a biscuit, take a seat.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
(Source: sadfolkmusic)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
(Source: drownedintofiction)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
the correct response to everything is a violently whispered “christ”
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
(Source: silkbone)
Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation
(Source: douglasplease)
what if church was called jesuscon
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via loveyourchaos)
(Source: notclarissa)
Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”
This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.
One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.
So I was a part of this on Stephen Colbert’s facebook page…
