Hello! My name is Lauren, I'm a sixteen-year-old Australian girl who lives in Singapore. I tend to move around a lot. I'm terrible at any social interaction, ever, although somehow I've managed to be in a relationship with someone amazing (I pulled her in with a combination of strange facial expressions and fangirl hands), and her Tumblog is here. (But don't follow her cos she has more followers than me) Okay, that's a suitable paragraph. Good. Make yourself at home, have a biscuit, take a seat.
we are a restaurant
if i was meryl streep i’d make sure every fucker on the planet knew i was meryl streep. i’d call up the pizza place like “hello, i’d like some pizza, for me, meryl streep. i am meryl streep. please deliver the pizza to meryl streep’s house, on meryl street. thank you, from me, meryl streep.”
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life