Hello! My name is Lauren, I'm a seventeen-year-old Australian girl who lives in Singapore. I tend to move around a lot. I'm terrible at any social interaction, ever, although somehow I've managed to be in a relationship with someone amazing (I pulled her in with a combination of strange facial expressions and fangirl hands), and her Tumblog is here. (But don't follow her cos she has more followers than me) Okay, that's a suitable paragraph. Good. Make yourself at home, have a biscuit, take a seat.
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you
my child: i wanna be a police officer
me: no bitch pick another one
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E
james sounds so fuckin offended like omf
ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does