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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

2econdp2iioniic:

bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

elasticitymudflap:

eliwood10:

I just had to.

PEEES

the noise i made was not meant for mortal vocal chords

I just see “Thor-riffic” and am I the only one who sees Horrific rather than Terrific?

Byle’s Super Tumblr Giveaway

byle:

Okay I’m giving away 1 used condom I found on the side of the road.

  • Reblogs only
  • Likes not counted
  • Winner will be picked June 1st 2012

Get reblogging!!