Hello! My name is Lauren, I'm a seventeen-year-old Australian girl who lives in Singapore. I tend to move around a lot. I'm terrible at any social interaction, ever, although somehow I've managed to be in a relationship with someone amazing (I pulled her in with a combination of strange facial expressions and fangirl hands), and her Tumblog is here. (But don't follow her cos she has more followers than me) Okay, that's a suitable paragraph. Good. Make yourself at home, have a biscuit, take a seat.

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justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

fakestan:

me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

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tinylittletrashbot:

the-pursuit-of-yaoi:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(Source: thekatediary)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does