Hello! My name is Lauren, I'm a fifteen-year-old Australian girl who lives in Singapore. I tend to move around a lot. I'm terrible at any social interaction, ever. I know a lot of people on Tumblr say that, but seriously, I'm terrible at people and things. Okay, that's a suitable paragraph. Good. Make yourself at home, have a biscuit, take a seat.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.